New Doc Waffles full length album “Ambulance Chasers” coming soon, produced by Eddie Logix, featuring Self Says, Passalacqua, Josef Coney, etc. 
“A blur of flashing lights and sirens removes the taste of quail from the pallete and replaces it with a crippling fear of frivolous littigation.” - The London Illustrated News. 
Cover Artwork by Dial81 

New Doc Waffles full length album “Ambulance Chasers” coming soon, produced by Eddie Logix, featuring Self Says, Passalacqua, Josef Coney, etc. 

“A blur of flashing lights and sirens removes the taste of quail from the pallete and replaces it with a crippling fear of frivolous littigation.” - The London Illustrated News. 

Cover Artwork by Dial81 

Check out my pelt of manly fur and Mister’s crooked, arugula speckled choppers and tell me we’re not the grimiest of grimy rapper types. 

My long awaited full length album, “How To Shoot Quail” is now available for dowload over at my bandcamp.  You can name your price which means FREE FREE FREE or chip me off with a couple of dollars if you’re feeling generous.  Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers.  

Here is the commercial for “How To Shoot Quail” directed by my pal Josef Petrous.  Notice that they don’t check my ID or anything at the store when I cash my check.  They trust me there, and you can too when I tell you my new album contains more game bird hunting tips per track than any other Detroit rap record released this year to date…. 

Thanks to my main man Blair French aka Dial81 for hooking up this exquisite cover art for my fothcoming full length.  Six more days til How To Shoot Quail removes every Hot Tamale from every grocery store lobby Hot Tamale dispensation device.    

Thanks to my main man Blair French aka Dial81 for hooking up this exquisite cover art for my fothcoming full length.  Six more days til How To Shoot Quail removes every Hot Tamale from every grocery store lobby Hot Tamale dispensation device.    

You know how we rappers like to get together and spit those wacky “bars” we write.  I don’t really have bed bugs.  Oh wait, yes I do.  Everyone does.  They are REQUIRED now.  HOW TO SHOOT QUAIL 2/14/2012 LOVERSSS.

Last Friday I had the pleasure of rocking the House Phone’s tape release party.   My man Rob St. Mary recorded my performance, which you can relive time after time by clicking the link above.  Thanks to HTSQ co-conspirator Eddie Logix for mannning my hype and to everybody that came out.  Eight more days til How to Shoot Quail heals your rickets and steals your cricket bats  

1. Diabetes 2. Paintings of Cats 3. California Sun 4. Really Billy Joel 5. Golf Shirt MMX 6. Old Tigers on Meth 7. 29 or 2 for 50 (I Don’t Fuck With)

“Eleanor Roosevelt” produced by Sheefy Mcfly from my long awaited full length album “How To Shoot Quail” dropping Valentine’s Day 2/14/2012. 

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Back in late 2006 when we were rapping up Golf View Drive I was developing the idea of doing another concept album called “Three Minutes to Midnight…” which was centered around the narrative of the Manhattan project and the development of the atomic bomb.  A subplot of the album was mounting tension between the protagonist and his wife, who electrocutes herself by sticking a fork in a light socket.  “Sockets” is the only surviving tune from this this long abandoned project, recorded November 2006 at John King Books North over “Best Friends” from Angelo Baldemeti’s Fire Walk With Me soundtrack.   

hubertsawyers:

Apocalyptic? Genius? You be the judge - #RaeKwanzaa presented by @SeanUppercut aka Gentleman Magician (by detroitcydi)